We have a lot of fun with Councilor, MLA, Business Teacher and all around public trough kinda guy Simon Gibson but he’s just so much fun to have fun with.
From his off-topic questions at City Council which always showed his lack of interest in reading his briefing notes or agenda to his defence of Abbotsford’s ultra vires Anti-Harm Reduction Bylaw, Simon has been such a barrel of laughs over his 30 years at the public trough that voters felt he could add some comic relief to the staid chambers of the provincial legislature in Victoria during the last provincial election.
This week we caught him in the act of orally stimulating one of the Liberal Party’s most powerful people – Rich Coleman. While Simon has ingratiated himself to his boss, Mike de Jong, by volunteering to act as his trusted Groom of the Stool, we’re not sure Mike will appreciate the attention Simon appears to be giving Coleman.
What do you think the caption for this photo should be?
Simon Says: When can I become a real boy …
Simon Says: I get so excited (see left hand) when I’m around people with real power …
Rich Says: Who the hell is this guy again …
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Rich thinks “Who’s this guy between me and the oyster bar”
I think you’ll agree that the name “Rich Coleman” just comes off as a bit cartoonish, and is confusing given your position as Minister of Natural Gas Development. I mean I keep thinking you’re still Minister of Mines. Maybe a change to something like Opulent Gasman would bring your name more into the mainstream. As I was telling the people of Prince George …
Or, actually, you could change it to Marquis de Gas, that captures the air of authority a bit better and has a nice ring to it.
Simon: a drug addict, a fag, and a homeless guy walk into a bar…………….
Birds of a feather flock, together.